Inanities of a Latinist

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

Have you ever heard a girl say she’s in the friend zone? It’s a thing I think men need to be really careful about using. Do I think men and women can be friends? Yes, absolutely. Do I think men and women who are sexually attracted to each other can just be friends? Eh, it will probably become an issue at some point whether you deal with it, and talk about it and just move on, but it will always sort of get dealt with eventually. I definitely think the idea of friend zone is just men going, ‘This woman won’t have sex with me.’
Daniel Radcliffe.  (via idioticteen)

archiemcphee:

According to Guinness World Records, the smallest horse in the world is currently Thumbelina from Missouri, but her title is likely going to be claimed by this awesome little guy, whose name is Einstein, as soon as he turns 4, which is the minimum age requirement for the record.

Einstein lives in Gilmanton, New Hampshire with his owners, Charlie Cantrell and Rachel Wagner. He measures a mere 35 cm tall (14 inches) and weighs 2.7 kg (6lb), while Thumbelina meausres 44.5 cm (17.5 in) tall. Charlie and Rachel are pretty sure that Einstein (who was born in April 2010) has stopped growing, but even if he manages to gain another couple inches over the next two years, he’s still in great shape to claim that world record. 

One of the things that makes Einstein so remarkable is that, unlike most miniature horses, he exhibits no dwarf characteristics. His proportions match those of his full-size equine friends. He really is a perfectly miniature horse. 

Einstein spends his time hobnobbing with his friend Playboy, a full-size stallion, and cavorting with Charlie and Rachel’s dog Lilly as well as Hannah, the St. Bernard pictured above towering over the wee Einstein.

Charlie explains, “Playboy is owned by a young lady who lives next to our farm and Einstein sometimes meets him to have a head sniff and a simple hello. You see the adorable thing about Einstein is that he doesn’t seem to be too aware of his height at all. He approaches Lilly and Playboy just like he was a fully grown stallion. He rears up and huffs and gallops around.”

[via Dailymail.co.uk and Design You Trust]

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

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