Apparently the world actually seems to think that I have a choice about who I fall in love with and that I should choose to be in a heterosexual relationship because as a functionally bisexual person I have that option. This is news to me. I didn’t realize my sexuality came with the ability to choose who to fall in love with. Gosh, guys, this is so much easier! Why did I not know this sooner??
getting a crush on someone
finding out they are already dating someone else
She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
Please stop what you’re doing and look at this
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
this is my all-time favourite tumblr post
reminder that this was improv by tom felton. he was only meant to eye goyle skeptically, but instead he added this line and they kept it.
This is the best thing in the earlier Harry Potter films.